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5/14/05

Just what I thought, no one reads blogs. No one has messaged me in reference to my life as requested in my last entry, I take that as evidence that no one reads this blog cause NO ONE CARES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES LIVES! With that said, there's no reason to keep a blog as I had always suspected. Btw, if you message me I'll send you pics of me naked...

12/3/04

As you can see from the previous dates that I don’t keep up with this thing. Why? Cause I don’t like blogs. So, instead of doing the blog thing I’m gonna tell you to message me and ask what’s up. Just let me know why you’re messaging me and I’ll be more than happy to let you in on my overly exciting life. Well, sometimes. If it’s a boring day I’ll make some shit up or something.

AIM: munkeybuttt

Yahoo Mess: JungleBoogieMonster

11/30/02

Yup, thanksgiving rocked. Props to my family for pulling off a good one! Ok, now to the bitching part of today’s entry. I had to be at work at 5:30am this morning! Ugh, Saturdays that fall over long weekends should not involve going into work. I have to go in later tonight too. Bleck! Work is bad stuff.

I bought some more fish yesterday. I have two aquariums, one is the 29 gallon that you can see on the webcam and the other is a small 7.5 gallon. I had some tiger danios in the smaller aquarium but moved them to my large one. The seem to enjoy the extra room. So yesterday I bought three swordtails and threw them in the smaller tank. Guess what? This morning there are only two swordtails. I haven’t been able to find the body of the third one. This is the second time a fish has mysteriously disappeared in this aquarium! I used to have five danios but now I only have four. Wonder what happens to my fish?! The fish are too big to be sucked up by the filter so I don’t know what happens to them but it’s kinda creepy.

Hmmm…I’m getting sleepy. Up to early and then went to Denny’s for breakfast makes for a sleepy person. Bye!

11/28/02

Thanksgiving. I love this holiday, I get to sit around, do nothing and eat way to much. No stress of getting people presents, no anti-climaticism, just food. The great words of Homer Simpson sum this holiday perfectly, “Mmmmm….food.” And let us not forget that today is all about giving thanks. Ok, I’m off to my parents!

11/26/02

WooHoo!!! Guess what?! It’s supposed to snow tonight! I love snow, the stuff is pure fun falling from the sky! Fortunately I don’t have to drive very far to get to work, like a ¼ mile so I don’t mind if the roads get bad. Thanksgiving is only 2 days away! Gobble, gobble, gobble! And Christmas isn’t far away either! I’m rather excited about all of this. And if you’d like to get me something for Christmas here is my Christmas list! Christmas List

11/25/02

Well, it’s soon Thanksgiving! Gobble, gobble, gobble! I like thanksgiving, I get to eat a lot and it means a few days off of work even though I have to work on the Saturday right after Thanksgiving. That really sucks. I’ll be hitting up my parent’s place this year, over the years it’s the traditional gathering place for many although my sister has had it at her place the past few. It’s not at her place this year cause she’s pregnant. She’s weird; she gets pregnant without having sex. Feel bad for her husband.

I’m getting new tires on my car tomorrow, that’s good for eating up large sums of money but I guess it’s better than the alternative of no tires.

I’m ready for some snow.

Um, I don’t have anything else to really say. Ok, I guess I’m done.

11/10/02

Wow, it’s been awhile. Some quick catching up…NC was mad cool, went fishing and caught fish! (See video) Drive wasn’t too bad and I didn’t get picked off by the sniper. Oh yeah, that’s right…I missed my flight cause I’m indecisive and changed my mind so many times about the departure time that I ended up remembering the time wrong. So I had to drive. Anyways, it was cool and I got to see my nieces. Aly is cool and Summer is bad. I don’t think anything else has happened. Oh, Halloween happened. I dressed up as a pirate at work and as Luke Skywalker at Davey’s Halloween party. (Party pics.) Um, I think that is everything. Until next time…

10/14/02

Why hello! I’m on dinner break and thought I’d kill some time and add some more inspiring words here. I was all excited about telling about how I’m going to North Carolina but I just glanced at my previous entry and see I’ve already shared that so I won’t tell ya again. Hmmm…my life is so exciting that I have nothing else to tell about. I need to do dishes. I’m so sick of doing them. I have to do laundry again tomorrow. I’m sick of doing that too. I need a robot to do that crap for me. Oh, I’ll tell ya to look here! It’s pictures of bugs in Afghanistan that my brother in law sent me. He’s a Marine stationed there. He also happens to he the husband of my sister whom I’m visiting in North Carolina! Small world, isn’t it? Well, dinner break is almost over so I’m gonna quick pound a few beers before I go back to work. (If you’re anyone who could get me in trouble for saying that, I’m only joking.)

10/9/02

Well, it looks like next weekend I’m flying to North Carolina to go fishing on the outer banks! I’ve never been there but my lil sister lives there. She is always asking me to visit but I never do but it looks like I am finally gonna do it. Should be fun and from what she says it’s a friendly place. Where I’m from isn’t friendly. They like kick small pets for fun and stuff. But anyways…

My moms face is all bruised and swollen and she looks like hell. Sounds terrible, eh? Well it just looks it. She had to get cosmetic surgery to fix some drooping eyelids. They didn’t look bad but they drooped far enough that it was hard for my mom to see so it was a medical thing and not cosmetic even though I guess the surgery is usually cosmetic. I’ll let ya know how her eye lids look when she’s better.

And something interesting, a friend was subpoenaed for court in a case where a lady was chopped up and her pieces put into garbage bags and dumped in a river. Crazy world…

GW scares me, nuff said about that.

And I think that’s all…over and out.

10/6/02

I haven’t posted lately and I fell obligated to for my fans. My aquarium has finally cleared up as you can see on the home page and I believe my iq has increased by another point. That’s it for the important stuff.

Have you ever done an internet search on your name? I have and here’s what I’ve found. A prophet in the midwest apparently has my name. http://www.wfeca.net/users/clbjc/KOSMOS/ken_peters_prophecy.htm He kinda scares me. There’s another web page for a drug treatment center called the Kenneth Peters Recovery Center. Just say no and stuff. And amazingly enough, here’s a Dorking owned by a Ken Peters. http://cyborganic.com/People/feathersite/Poultry/CGD/Dorks/BRKDorks.html Yes, I’m as astonished as you. And I guess this is it for this entry.

9/24/02

Ok, I’ve been eating hotdogs almost exclusively now because I don’t have any clean dishes to make anything else. Now whenever I eat these horrid wieners I fell like puking. Hotdogs really are poison. I hope I don’t die. And you may be wondering why I don’t do dishes? Because I haven’t had time. Had to do laundry this morning (which really sux) so that killed any chance of doing dishes. Ugh, and now I have to go to work and I feel like vomiting hot dogs. Btw, it’s a really nice day out and my fishes are happy and 3rd rock from the sun is on tv and it doesn’t suck! Hmmm….some positive stuff. Must be the drugs.

9/23/02

It’s Monday morning. Gotta love Monday mornings. I work from 12:30pm-9:00pm and I’m a morning person so I often find myself with nothing to do during the morning hours. Friends are at work and ya can’t go to the bar cause I gotta go to work yet. So this morning I found myself so bored I went to WalMart. I hate Walmart. Many of the people who shop there basically are mildly retarded. I hate walking through a Walmart only to come across a shopper whose brain stopped. They stand in the middle of one of the major isles and just stare into space. They forget where they are and why they are there so they just stand there until they can figure out what they are supposed to do next. It wouldn’t be bad if this only took a second or two but it’s usually just faster to take a 3 minute detour through some neighboring isles (that’s if you don’t run into another brain farted customer). And also the fact that WalMart is suing my township doesn’t help my dislike of WalMart either. WalMart is a greedy corporation and don’t make good neighbors like their TV commercials say. But anyways, I bought The Phantom Menace and looked at stuff. I like looking at stuff.

My diet has been nasty lately. I usually try to eat kinda healthy but lately it’s been pizza, hot dogs and cheese. I’ll probably die of a heart attack within a month. I think the part the disturbs me the most is the fact that I’m eating hotdogs, they are just nasty little things that are just the inverse of healthy. I can’t believe people feed them to their kids.

Well, this has been more of a rant so I’m gonna stop now. This diary thing really makes me seem like a bitter person. Well, I guess I am but not as bad as this thing makes me seem. So on that note, I’m gonna go so I can finish these two hotdogs and wait for work to begin so that my life can really start to suck.

9/19/02

Look at this, I made it back. I need to make some additions to the 17th cause more stuff happened. On the morning of the 17th I was about to do laundry (which sux a lot) when I realized my wallet was nowhere to be found. Losing a wallet is pretty traumatic; it has our most important financial information, our id, insurance cards, and stuff. So I was pretty distraught. The only place I had been the night before was a Turkey Hill (a local convenience store chain). I figured if I had left it there someone would call me if they found it and I hadn’t received any calls. So if I couldn’t find it and the Turkey Hill or some kind soul who may have found it didn’t’ call I figured you musta broke into my place and stole it you prick! Now give it back! Ok, ok…maybe you didn’t steal it since you probably don’t know where I live or if you do well I don’t know… Anyways, I stopped back at the Turkey Hill after work and sure enough, they had in fact found it and had thrown it under the counter. Nice they couldn’t have taken the time to look at the ID in it and then look me up in the phone book. And yeah, you’re probably thinking that I’m the moron for losing it in the first place…well I’m not, and here’s why. I went to the counter to buy a bottle of lemonade when the lady at the counter told me I got a free candy bar with my drink. That distracted me and in the excitement to get my free candy bar I completely forgot about my wallet. See, that’s why I’m not the moron.

Now onto what else happened. TV sux and so does work. That sums it up. Oh, and I’m pissed because the government shut down my most favorite club in the world, Buzz, cause it seems military personnel can’t behave themselves when they go there. Seems the military doesn’t like its men using or dealing drugs or being gay (it’s not a gay club but gay people do go there (so if that’s you reading this Mom, I’m still not gay…)). If the military would have disciplined people they wouldn’t have to shut down civilian entertainment to make their soldiers seem more disciplined than they are. I don’t blame the enlisted, I blame the politics and bureaucracy.

9/18/02

Since I don’t have anything else to do I’m gonna use my not so ultra human future telling power to write about the 18th even though it’s still the 16th. I got up, turned the tv on, sat in front of the computer and bitched to people that I don’t know about how much tv sux. Then I went to work and it sucked. Came home and watched tv and/or chatted on the computer. Ok, that’s the last entry for the 16th, 17th and 18th cause this is boring already. Maybe I’ll write more on the 19th if I remember about this diary thing.

9/17/02

Since I don’t have anything else to do I’m gonna use my not so ultra human future telling power to write about the 17th even though it’s still the 16th. I got up, turned the tv on, sat in front of the computer and bitched to people that I don’t know about how much tv sux. Then I went to work and it sucked. Came home and watched tv and/or chatted on the computer.

9/16/02

I woke up, sat around and watched Dogma. It sounded like a good movie so I thought I’d give it a shot but now I realize it was better the first time I saw it. I can never remember if I’ve seen movies or not. It’s still only 11am but I’m gonna write about the rest of the day anyways. I can tell the future in my life but that’s not cause I have some cool ultra human power, it’s because my life is the same everyday. Keep reading and you’ll see. Anyways… I went to work, it sucked. I came home and watched tv and/or chatted on the computer.